So, we all know that Kanye West is a self-proclaimed genius. To be exact, heâs a self-proclaimed Christian genius billionaire. It even got to the point where he wanted to legally change his name to âChristian Genius Billionaire Kanye Westâ for a whole year.Â Why? Because âYe wants people to understand exactly how it is. Sounds crazy, right? But, how crazy could he really be if heâs making all this money? Last we checked, Yeezus makes about 150 MILLION dollars a year! Now if thatâs what you call crazy, heck weâd like to be out-of-our-minds insane if it means having that much cash! We ainât playing, nor is Kanye. And it all comes down to one thing: His mad marketing skills. So, welcome to Marketing 101 where you learn exactly how to become a billionaire like Kanye West!
Be Bold, Be Brave, And, Most Importantly, Be Honest until Youâre Called Rude!
Okay, we know what youâre thinking. This is a WTF moment for sure. We get it. It sounds strange but trust us. Or actually, trust Kanye. Kanye is one of the most controversial artists in the world. He is a man who never thinks twice before speaking his mind. Now, most marketing experts probably advise people against that. But, the manâs making millions! People live for his random outbursts on Twitter. Letâs be real, we do too. We love the manâs music, and we love his Yeezy sneakers. But, we also love his Twitter tirades. When it comes to Kanye, there is no such thing as bad publicity. People love the âgrab the popcornâ moments! So, maybe the lesson we should learn here is to say whatever you gotta say! At least, thatâs what Yeezus does!
Marketing 101: Get Celebrities to Dress Up in Your Yeezys!
What do we generally love more than celebrity drama? The answer is Celebrity fashion. Letâs be honest. Weâre all about what our favorite celebrity likes to wear. Whatâs their sneaker game? Which side are they on? Are they Checks or are they Stripes? We just gotta know. There ainât no shame in that. When a hotshot celeb cops a fly kick, we know for sure itâs an easy ticket to moneymaking madness! It’s no secret that getting your sneaker on some famous feet kicks up the heat on the copping game! This is why weâve seen new Yeezys on celebs like Justin Bieber, DJ Khaled, and most of the Kardashian-Jenner clan! Itâs a clever marketing scheme that doesnât require any effort other than snapping an IG picture. Or coincidently being caught down the street in a Yeezy 350. All you need is some famous friends and youâre all set!
Marketing 101: Chapter 3
Get Celebrities to Dress Up as Your WIFE in Your Yeezys!
Why are you looking at us like that? You shouldnât question the Yeezy process. The real question is: How brilliant is this Marketing 101 hack? We know youâve all seen Kim Kardashian West rock all kinds of Yeezys. Even the little baby Wests got their own kid-sized Yeezys! We already went over that in the last chapter. But, âYe took it a step further. He got celebs dressing up as KKW DRESSED IN YEEZYS! Are you following? Throwback to when he got Paris Hilton, Abigail Ratchford, Amina Blue and a bunch of other celebs to turn into Kim doppelgĂ€ngers to promote his Yeezy season 6 campaign. Did it work? Hell yes, it did! The moral of our lesson here, our dear sneakerhead students, is that you gotta get a famous spouse and have famous friends dress up as said spouse. And thus, you got yourself a winning campaign!
Marketing 101: Get Models to Dress in Yeezy SneakersâŠ And Only Sneakers.
This brings us back to Chapter 1 a bit. Being slightly (or extremely) inappropriate? This may be a bit NSFW. But, not if you work for Kanye West it isnât. Basically, âYe decided to promote his Yeezy 500 in an unconventional way, to say the least. He got a bunch of models, hooked them up with a full new Yeezy sneaker andâŠ nothing else. Literally. We really donât know what else to say about this Yeezy Marketing 101 pro-tip? It definitely stirred up a riot of controversy. And thatâs what Kanye West is all about. Still sold a lot of sneakers though. Youâd think Kanye would run out of ideas, but he keeps surprising us with every upcoming sneaker release. No matter how strange and inappropriate his campaigns become, Yeezys will always go out-of-stock every time they drop. Thank the sneaker gods we got AIO bot on our side though.
Make Your Sneakers Super Limited… Then Give Some Out for FREE! In Armored Military Trucks!
Weâre almost done. The final lesson in the Yeezy Marketing 101 class. So, listen up peeps. This is a very important lesson when thinking of Marketing strategies for selling your Yeezys. Especially if they happen to be super limited Yeezys. Actually, thatâs even better. You gotta make sure theyâre super limited. Like 5,000 pairs only maybe or regional Yeezys. THEN, you got out and rented giant military armored trucks. Okay, wait just listen. THEN, drive these armored trucks through the roads of Chicago while giving away free Yeezy Quantums. Weâre not done yet. You gotta give away the Yeezy in exchange for a Nike Fear of God sneaker. And there you got it. The perfect way to sell a Yeezy. Confused? So are we! You can never guess whatâs going on with Yeezys! All we know is that they sell.Â
Marketing 101 Over! Class Dismissed Sneakerheads!
The thing is, we donât know a lot about Kanye West. But, with all the things that went down in the sneaker industry last year, we know for sure that âYe is a marketing genius. Whether itâs a Yeezy in disguise or a Yeezy from the wetlands; weâre copping. No brainer. They just fit perfectly with our love of sneakers. So, basically, whatever Kanye decides to do (or however he markets them) we are still going to cop. Itâs just how it is. Theyâre the best sneakers in the business. But you gotta admit. Them marketing schemes he got going on in that head of his are pretty sick. Which is why we always get out our fastest savage of a sneaker bot every time âYe drops some heat! Therefore, if youâre ever looking to become a billionaire genius yourself; just follow these steps and youâre all set!